A close friend of mine broke up with her bf of ages and she wanted to celebrate her break up. I suggested a movie - Luv ka The End sounded apt for the occasion. My idea of being a funny guy.. well the joke was on me cos she took it seriously and there i was sitting in an empty theater watching Luv Ka The End or was it mine...
Okkk Mr. Bumpy for starters i wud lik to congratulate u for getting promoted from making crap on Mtv to crappin all over the 70mm...So "Luv ka The End - Dont get mad, get even"...so much for orignality... I mean u cud have atleast changed the tag line.. we do watch Hollywood movies ( John Tucker must Die )
The story moves on with a couple of scenes rite out of Mean Girls which actually are tutorials on how to overact.. So Shraddha Kapoor plays the innocent chic who is in love with a casanova with the stupid and fake American accent.. Its her 18th bday and the guy wants to ...u know!!! The casanova ironically named Luv is actually a member of a site called 'Billionaire Boys club' which basically is race amongst spoilt brats to be the king of the club and the only way to win is by creating and uploading various mms scandals... yeah thts rite!!! so for him to win he has to bed the innocent virgin who somehow gets to know of the whole plan and vows revenge by taking away the 4Cs ( Car, Cash, Charm, Chamchas )... the plan has been made and is ready to execute...
Now that originality is flushed down the crapper lets move on with the rest of the movie. Wat really bummed me out was tht Shenaaz tempted me in tht bootyliciously hot saree and disappeared after the opening scene...Wat the fuck man!!!
WTF 1.) The exam hall has just 12 students.. Mr Bumpy this is India and i hope u do know our population...
WTF 2.) Mr. Bumpy guys who ride Jags dont use shitty Onida cell phones...
WTF 3.) Billionaire smuglers have an army of security and not just one lame watchman…
WTF 4.) Not even Himesh sings "Mann ka Radio" in the shower
WTF 5.) If one s wearin an undie and theres glue in it one wud know... Seriously dude wats wrong with u??
WTF 6.) No one can just smash up a Jag and get away with it at around 9 in the nite...its friggin Mumbai n its a friggin Jag!!!
WTF 7.) The guy gets over the itching powder and the glue in his undies and the relaxing sedative pills in his drinks within a couple of hrs…
WTF 8.) No one throws parties where u cud hear “Lets take this upstairs” … this is India
WTF 9.) Not only does he throw a party, it gets media coverage as well…wtf!!!
WTF 10.) A girl is bout to get raped in a room upstairs and everyone just wanna watch it on the lcd with concern on their faces including her best frnds…
AS I SEE IT I no longer like the word ‘babes’… Shraddha Kapoor does an ok job but wat the hell is up with her eyebrows.. kinda freaked me out!!! Bumpy cud have done a far better job… The itch scene was hilarious n so were dialogues like “slutty savitri”, “U called me the B word”,etc… Luvd the song "Tera jism jism. Tera badan badan. Yeh toh hai bus, Mutton mutton. Khol de dil ke button button" So if u don’t care tht this is chic flick and really willing to see a lameass youthful bollywood campus movie than go for it…Knock urself out.. May ur soul rest in peace!!!
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